You know, you'd have a lot more credibility if you had any credibility.

你若值得信任的话早就赢得信任了
You're a easy mark.

你就是个大傻瓜
You're so goddamn self-righteous, you know that? You're so...

是你太自以为是你是如此
Surely you must've realized when you started porking

在你勾搭上那个长袜子皮皮[童话人物]的时候
Pippi Longstocking you were due for some self-righteousness,

你就知道我只是出于虚伪的自以为是而谴责你
just a smidgen of indignation on my part.

而不是因为愤怒吗
Maybe, I split because of it!

所以我才和你分居的
Is this your confession, then,

你终于说实话了是吗
when you finally, unload all?

终于如释重负了是吗
You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open.

你很体贴芭芭拉但太独断
You're passionate, but you're hard.

你有激情但太固执
You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman,

你是个友好优雅有趣完美的女人