Your father thought he's slipping one by me too, right?

你父亲也以为能瞒过我的
- What is the matter with you? - I'm sorry you two're having trouble,

-你怎么搞的 -你俩有问题我很遗憾
maybe you can work it out.

说不定你们能和好呢
Bev and I separated a couple of times,

贝弗和我也分居过好几次
of course we didn't call it that.

不过我们那时还不叫分居
Help us, with an illustration from your storybook marriage.

快用你童话般的婚姻来拯救我们吧
Truth is, you just can't compete with a younger woman.

真相就是你不可能赢过一个年轻女人
It's just one of those unfair things in life.

生活就是这么不公平
- Is there a younger woman involved? - You've said enough on this topic.

-跟一个年轻女人有关吧 -说够了没
- Yes. There's a younger woman. - Well, Y'see?

-是和一个年轻女人有关 -看见没
Odds're against you there, babe.

情况不妙啊宝贝
Mom believes women don't grow more attractive with age.

妈妈认为女人是不会越长越好看的