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We want fat people who can't leave our restaurant.
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- No, treadmills. - Chicken!
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Treadmills.
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Chicken on a treadmill, last offer.
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Okay.
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Welcome to McChickies. What can I put in your beak?
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Uh... I'll have a cheeseburger and fries?
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Great, and for only two dollars more,
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you can have your burger chickenized. Ba-kok!
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No, I don't think I want that.
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I could offer you a kale-sserole.
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Or a kale-sadilla.