- You been to them athrootoday? - Cal.

-今天上过洗手间没 -卡尔
Uh, no.

没啊
Oh, great.

太好了
Anybody else want a side of feces?

谁还想来点大便
Anybody? Side of feces?

有人想吗来点大便吗
If an alum took me here, I would want to playhoops for carver.

如果给我钱我也想为卡弗打篮球
I bet it made an impression on Earl White.

那肯定会让厄尔·怀特印象深刻
Why is it guys named White are always black

为啥叫怀特[白色]的总是黑人
and guys named Black are always white?

而叫布莱克[黑色]却总是白人
Am I going to be sorry you're here?

我不会因为带你来而后悔的吧
Barry white,Jack Black.

巴里·怀特杰克·布莱克
Does your radical honesty pledge mean you have to say everything you think?

你那个彻底诚实的誓言并不包括口无遮拦吧