It was. I made that in photoshop and mailed it to you

确实是为你做的我提前一个月
a month ago so that you'd keep tonight open on your calendar.

P了一张邀请函送给你好让你今晚留出空
There's no such thing as

难道根本没有这么个
Single-malt Platinum Boobs and Billiards Club?

"美酒胸器与桌球"俱乐部
I guess I never said it out loud.

我居然大声说出来了
Tonight we offer something far more than boobs and billiards.

今晚我们将奉上比胸器桌球更有意义的东西
- What? - One word, two syllables.

-什么 -打一四字词
- Don't say charades. - Yahtzee!

-别说是"心有灵犀" -快艇骰子
Is charades off the table?

玩心有灵犀成不
Okay.

好的
Now... "How to play Yahtzee."

看看"快艇骰子游戏规则"
Is there nothing from our youth

无良奸商非要把我们儿时玩具