来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第4集 第4集》

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  Of all the timelines, this is clearly the darkest,
  在所有平行空间里 毫无疑问这是最黑暗的
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  which is why I propose we commit to being evil.
  所以我提议 大家都黑化算了
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  I made us all black goatees out of felt.
  我用毛毡为大家做了山羊胡
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  I suggest you put them on until you're able to grow your own.
  建议大家胡子长出来前 先贴这个
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  From now on, I am evil Abed.
  从现在起 我是黑化阿布蒂
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  We're the evil study group, and we have but one evil goal.
  我们是邪恶学习小组 有一个邪恶的目的
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  Return somehow to the prime timeline,
  回到主时间线
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  the one that I stopped you from rolling that die,
  就是我阻止你掷骰的那个
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  then we destroy the good versions of ourselves,
  我们消灭自己的光明镜像
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  and reclaim our proper lives.
  夺回正常人生
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  Evil Abed.
  黑化阿布蒂
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  As evil Jeff, am I allowed to pull fewer punches with you?
  作为黑化杰夫 我能对你更加毒舌点吗