来自《五年之约第0集》

What about this?

这个怎么样
What if we were to take our subjects, right,

我们让实验对象
and have them play a driving video game?

玩驾驶类的视频游戏
Have half of the subjects drive the car normally.

让一半对象正常驾驶
Have the other half drive while masturbating.

另一半一边驾驶一边打飞机
Why do all of your experiments have to involve masturbation?

为什么你所有的实验都跟打飞机有关
Why do none of your experiments involve masturbation?

为什么你所有的实验都跟打飞机无关
What if we casually left a box of stale donuts

如果我们在测试房间里
in the testing room?

随便放一盒不新鲜的甜甜圈
And you inform the subjects

然后告诉实验对象
that these stale donuts will be replaced

二十分钟后这些不新鲜的甜甜圈
with new donuts 20 minutes from then.

会被换成新鲜的