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Because I wheeled a customer home the other night,
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and all I got was a 5.
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And that was after we made out and I gave him a bath.
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The lady at that table asked me what was special here,
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and I said, "I used to be," and then I burst into tears.
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I pull that out whenever I need a manicure.
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Well, it's that time of year again.
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I'm so jealous.
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I can't believe you only get your period once a year.
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It's tax season, and my accountant said
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I'm getting a refund.
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He also complimented these moccasins,