Oh, Earl, that reminds me.

厄尔看到你我想起来
I forgot. Here you go.

我忘了给你拿去
I finished your taxes.

我帮你报完税了
And for the future you cannot claim

以后你不可以再把你的
your weed dealer as a dependent.

大麻药头列为"抚养亲属"[依赖]了
I don't know why. I'm very dependent on weed.

为什么不行我很依赖大麻啊
Max, since I've been helping everyone with their taxes,

麦克斯我最近都有在帮忙大家报税
mostly because the only other time I get to use my financial degree

主要是因为除了报税我的金融学位就只剩
is counting how many q-tips we have left,

数家里剩多少棉花棒时能用上
Five--

剩5根
Three. I dropped two in the toilet,

是三根我掉了两根进马桶
and the cockroach is using them as oars for his boat.

蟑螂兄拿去当他小船的船桨了