And for the future you cannot claim

以后你不可以再把你的
your weed dealer as a dependent.

大麻药头列为"抚养亲属"[依赖]了
I don't know why. I'm very dependent on weed.

为什么不行我很依赖大麻啊
Max, since I've been helping everyone with their taxes,

麦克斯我最近都有在帮忙大家报税
mostly because the only other time I get to use my financial degree

主要是因为除了报税我的金融学位就只剩
is counting how many q-tips we have left,

数家里剩多少棉花棒时能用上
Five--

剩5根
Three. I dropped two in the toilet,

是三根我掉了两根进马桶
and the cockroach is using them as oars for his boat.

蟑螂兄拿去当他小船的船桨了
Ha. That'll be cute.

画面一定很可爱
Look, there are two things I won't talk about--

有两件事我是不会跟你谈的
Taxes or your flying dreams.

我的税务和你的飞行梦想