Max, since I've been helping everyone with their taxes,

麦克斯我最近都有在帮忙大家报税
mostly because the only other time I get to use my financial degree

主要是因为除了报税我的金融学位就只剩
is counting how many q-tips we have left,

数家里剩多少棉花棒时能用上
Five--

剩5根
Three. I dropped two in the toilet,

是三根我掉了两根进马桶
and the cockroach is using them as oars for his boat.

蟑螂兄拿去当他小船的船桨了
Ha. That'll be cute.

画面一定很可爱
Look, there are two things I won't talk about--

有两件事我是不会跟你谈的
Taxes or your flying dreams.

我的税务和你的飞行梦想
Face it, Caroline. You're not going anywhere.

别傻了卡洛琳你哪都去不了
Okay, well, we have to talk about our taxes

那我们也得谈谈我们小店的税务
and what we're gonna claim,

以及我们要索回哪些税款