Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

搞定搞定搞定搞定
Got it.

搞定了
This cake looks perfect. You would never know.

这蛋糕看起来完美无缺谁都看不出来
That's why I'm fond of the fondant. Covers everything.

所以我才喜欢用翻糖它能遮盖一切
We'll be long gone by the time they realize

等他们意识到这蛋糕是一半蛋糕
it's half cake-half styrofoam from the Radio Shack garbage.

一半无线电器材公司的泡沫塑料时我们早走了
Hi. I'm the wedding planner/ my own funeral planner

你们好我是这场婚礼兼自己葬礼的策划人
'cause it ain't going great.

因为我快要被这场婚礼搞死了
You the cake girls?

你们是蛋糕妹吗
You think just 'cause we're two girls

你觉得因为我们俩都是女的
with a giant cake we're the cake girls?

而且还站在一个大蛋糕旁边就是蛋糕妹了吗
You think 'cause I'm fake smiling

你觉得因为我在假笑