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Great, honey.
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- How's the reading coming, Tina? - Oh, good.
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- Really, really, really good. - Good.
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Okay, fine! It's going terrible!
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I'm a slow reader!
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And then I get to a comma and I'm like, "Oh, I guess
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"They want me to pause, but for how long?
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How do I know when to stop pausing?!"
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I'm never gonna finish this book!
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And I'm gonna have to stand up there
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with the whole class staring at me and my armpits
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are gonna sweat and my boobs are gonna sweat