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Wait, you know him?
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He used to work here.
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- He was fired. - Why?
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Let's just say Sheldon ate a lot of food
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out of the fridge in the break room
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that didn't belong to him and was clearly labeled.
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And when me and the rest of the Hobby Hole guys decided
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to gently approach him about it,
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he attacked us with helicopters.
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You see this?
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One of Sheldon's BBs got lodged in there.
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And now I no longer feel comfortable wearing shorts.