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Hey, I've got a good job.
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I could buy salmon. You don't know.
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Maybe you could make your new field of study
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the calculation of nuclear matrix elements.
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Oh, please.
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If I wanted to take up a fad, I'd get a tramp stamp.
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What about loop quantum gravity?
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Oh, Duchess, look at me.
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My quantum gravity's positively loopy.
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Who's the Duchess?
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One of the people that lives in his head.
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I hope he's this distraught if he ever breaks up with me.