You know, I didn't seek out string theory.

你知道我当初也不是主动研究弦理论的
It just hit me over the head one day.

有一天它就突然对我当头棒喝
How does that happen?

怎么发生的
A bully chased me through the school library

一个校园恶霸在图书馆追着我跑
and hit me over the head with the biggest book he could find.

用他手边最重的书打了我的头
Okay, how about we toast your newfound freedom?

我们来为你的自由干杯吧
Ah, normally I refrain from alcohol,

通常我是不沾酒的
but since my cerebral cortex is twiddling its proverbial thumbs,

但我的大脑皮层已经在无聊地玩手指了
why not soak it in grape juice

不如就让它沉浸在
that's been predigested by a fungus?

霉菌发酵过的葡萄汁里吧
And you wonder why other children beat you with books.

怪不得其他孩子要用书砸你呢
Cheers!

干杯