来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第12集 第12集》

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  and he was my actual dad,
  这样就会真的变成我老爹
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  but that could never happen because my stupid mom
  但是那永远不可能发生因为我愚蠢的老妈
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  was always being so stupid faithful.
  永远都那么傻乎乎地忠贞
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  Okay, Stu, I-I do want them to meet.
  好吧 斯图 我想让他们认识
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  Just, you know, down the line.
  只是你知道 先等等
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  He has a knack for scaring off my new girlfriends.
  他有本事吓走我所有的新女友
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  I made the bread of your people
  我为你们做了面包
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  Andrew's circumcised, you know.
  安德鲁割过包皮 你知道
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  When are you gonna put a ring on this one's finger, Andrew?
  你要什么时候给这手指戴上戒指 安德鲁
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  I can't wait to see my first grandchild
  我真是迫不及待想要看到我第一个孙子
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  crown between her legs.
  从她双腿间爬出来了
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  It's not judging. It's just a fact.
  这不是批判 是事实