来自《绝望的主妇 第8季 第2集 第2集》

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  How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
  我该怎么给我们房事添点情趣
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  Is this actually happening?
  真难以置信
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  Gabrielle Solis is asking us for sex tips?
  加布丽尔·索利斯向我们咨询性爱秘诀
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  I know! It's the apocalypse.
  是啊 真是大灾难啊
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  Well, if you don't mind harsh lighting
  如果你不介意刺眼的灯光和
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  and blatant misogyny, you can always watch a porno.
  公然的女性歧视 你可以看看色情片
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  Watched one. Filmed one. Next.
  看过 自拍过 腻了 下一个
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  This may shock you,
  给你来点劲爆的
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  but sometimes Mike and I like doing it in public.
  有时我和麦克会在公共场所做爱
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  Huh. Those of us who wandered
  我们当中某些人甚至在圣诞嘉年华上
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  by Santa's workshop at the Christmas carnival--
  偷溜进圣诞老人工作车间做爱呢
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  Not that shocked.
  一点都不劲爆