I could eat a pound of pistachios.

我也能吃下一磅开心果
All at once?

一口气吃完吗
Cause that's what she did 30 minutes before she went in the van.

因为她上车之前半小时就一口气吃了
The thing is, according to her medical jacket,

事实上根据她的医疗档案
she's mildly allergic to pischios.

她对开心果轻度过敏
- Oh, my goodness. - You know what that means?

-天呐 -你知道意味着什么吗
- Yeah. - Then you can tell everybody else what happened.

-知道 -那你可以接着给大家讲了
Pistachios are a natural laxative,

开心果是天然的泻药
especially if you're allergic to them,

尤其是你对它们过敏的话
so, if she ate that many, within 30 minutes,

所以她在30分钟内吃了那么多
she would need to take a potty break.

她必须得去厕所了
And I'm talking an emergency potty break, okay?

绝对是立刻必须去厕所