that I have discovered the solution for the ashy elbow problem.

我已经发现了解决手肘干裂的方法
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

女士们先生们我向你推荐
This ought to be good.

不会有事的
I give you...

我向你推荐
Elbow Savers.

肘部救星
Soft, fitted cups that cradles your elbow with moisturizer

柔软的紧贴保护并滋润着你的手肘
and eliminates the ash while you sleep.

并在你睡觉时候去除死皮
Are you having a stroke?

你是不是中风了
It straps on like this

就这样用带子系上
so it doesn't rub off on your sheets.

不会磨坏你的床单
From ashy to classy, baby.

让你的干裂的肘部恢复婴儿般细滑
Elbow Savers.

肘部救星