but you're on the sidelines.

而你却坐在候补席上
Have I passed you as Jules' best friend?

我是不是超过你成为茱尔斯最好的朋友了
Oh, please.

拜托
Jules and I have been best friends

茱尔斯和我当最好的朋友
for a million years.

都有几百万年了
She cut Stan's umbilical cord when Andy passed out.

安迪昏过去时还是她剪断斯坦脐带的呢
And when she and I kiss, we kiss on the lips.

而且我们亲亲的时候都是亲嘴的哦
Oh. Mm. Okay.

好吧
Laurie, we forgot to schedule our manis and pedis.

劳里我们忘记预约美甲美足了
We'll never get an appointment this late.

现在肯定来不及了
Well, it's a good thing I thought ahead and booked us a spa day!

多亏我提前想到预约了全天温泉疗养
Laurie, you're the best! I love you!

劳里你最好了爱你