I thought the same thing about you.

我当时也这么觉得你呢
"What are we doing with Alan?"

"我们是不是脑子有病选艾伦"
And here I was worried you two would have nothing in common.

我这笨蛋本来还担心你们没有共同话题呢
- Care for a mimosa? - Oh, no, thanks,

-来杯含羞草鸡尾酒吗 -不了谢谢
I'm recently sober.

我最近刚戒酒
I'm cutting down on the self-destructive choices in my life.

我在减少会毁了我人生的事物
Morning.

早安
And she's down to one.

只差最后一件了
- Oh, this is so uncomfortable. - What?

-这下尴尬了 -怎么
Well, I'm about to have breakfast with my current lover,

我马上就要跟我现任情人
my former lover, and my husband.

前任情人与老公一起共进早餐了
Oh, my God, I'm turning into my mother.

天啊我要变成我妈了