Well, I'm about to have breakfast with my current lover,

我马上就要跟我现任情人
my former lover, and my husband.

前任情人与老公一起共进早餐了
Oh, my God, I'm turning into my mother.

天啊我要变成我妈了
Well, to be fair,

说句公道话
your mother slept with a lot more women.

你妈睡过的女人比你多多了
Oh, hey, our, uh, three-month anniversary is on Valentine's Day.

我们的三个月纪念日是在情人节呢
What should we do?

我们要干嘛
I don't know. I was thinking we could get dressed up

不知道啊我在想我们穿上正装
and put on some cologne and get some flowers

喷点古龙水买些花
and go to a romantic dinner...

去吃个浪漫的晚餐
Ooh, I like it.

我喜欢
...with our girlfriends.

是跟我们各自的女朋友去