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Your family was sued for bootlegging Sprite.
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Okay, Carla will be proctoring the exams.
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Okay, I know no one likes testing.
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I love testing.
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Standardized tests are my hobby.
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I am part of an online enthusiast group.
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Oh... you're one of them.
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Oh, I get it.
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Some of my best friends are odd white people.
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All right, for those of you who are not familiar
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with the testing world because you actually have lives,
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here are the headlines: