Oh, okay, fine, fine, but I just...

好吧好吧我就是...
I don't even know how I would break up with Carla.

我都不知道怎么跟卡拉断绝关系
Oh, I have broken up with lots of friends, I can help.

我有好多经验我来帮你
Okay, good. This is gonna come as a surprise,

好吧她肯定得吃一惊
but I have not done a lot of breaking up in my life.

但我也没跟多少人断绝过关系
I'm a little odd. My grandma used to say,

我有点怪我奶奶总说
"You're a weirdo, Irene. Save your money."

"艾琳你是个怪胎省点钱"
Mine, too.

我奶奶也总说
So, how'd your kids do on the test?

你的学生测试做的怎么样
They said it was easy.

都说挺简单的
I'm proud of them. They worked hard.

真为他们自豪他们都很努力
I mean, I made them work hard, so I deserve all the credit, but still.

是我逼他们努力的功劳归我但还是自豪