You have to tell Carl.

你得告诉卡尔
Have to tell him what?

告诉他什么
I'm not gonna make the, uh, faculty roundup.

员工聚会我不去了
Sparks are flying with Carla,

卡拉真是魅力四射
she wants a private meeting.

她要跟我私下谈谈
Looks like I'll be spending my lunch hour writing a casual sonnet.

看来我要边吃午饭边写情诗了呢
You can't tell Carl.

不能告诉卡尔
Damn it, woman, make up your mind.

我靠你到底要哪样
I don't want to be the other woman.

我不想做第三者
I want you to be the only woman.

我要你做第二者
Wait, what are you saying?

你说什么
I... I broke it off with Mitzi.

我跟米茨分手了