- Nice interception. - Yeah.

-拦截技术不错 -是啊
Not the first time I've caught him cheating.

这不是我第一次抓到他说谎了
He may have ruined our marriage.

他也许毁了我们的婚姻
But no way I'm gonna let him screw with my health insurance.

但我绝不会让他毁了我的健康保险的
411 on the clinic. Highest pregnancy rates in the country.

诊所资料来了全国最高的受孕率
I thought my slutty Aunt Susan had that particular distinction.

我还以为我那个放荡的苏珊姨妈才有此殊荣呢
Wow! Gender selection?

性别选择
To think, I could've just checked a box

想想看我本可以在另一个方框打钩
and my whole life could've been

然后我这辈子就可以
ballet lessons and braiding hair?

送她们上芭蕾课给她们编辫子
Yeah, until they hit puberty and then all hell breaks loose.

是啊直到她们进入青春期然后一切都完蛋了
All hell has already broken loose

一切早就完蛋了