I know they were calling me Crazy Daisy at the fertility clinic.

我知道在不孕诊所她们管我叫疯狂黛西
I get it. I was flipped out on hormones.

我知道荷尔蒙失调弄得我都要疯了
It's not like I actually caused any lasting damage.

我并没有对谁造成什么永久性的伤害
I will have you know,

我告诉你
pepper spray causes painful burning of the skin,

防狼喷雾会造成剧痛的皮肤灼伤
swelling of the mucus membranes, eyes, nose, throat, coughing,

还有眼睛鼻子和咽喉粘膜肿胀造成咳嗽
being 45 minutes late to a date.

约会迟到四十五分钟
Infertility can be a living hell.

不孕不育简直生不如死
The cycles of expensive

昂贵的药物注射
injections and the massive hormonal imbalances.

严重的荷尔蒙失衡
Here, try this.

来尝尝这个
Add more celery, it'll round-out the taste and boost the B12.

再加点芹菜能让口感更顺滑还能补充维B12