stay in the suburbs for more than a month

在郊区待了不到一个月
without storming a crack den, beating up a junkie.

就忍不住要勇闯毒窟痛揍瘾君子的人
Your best friend is a sociopath,

你最好的朋友是个反社会份子
who solves crimes as an alternative to getting high.

用办案来寻找刺激
That's me, by the way, hello.

顺便那个人是我
Even the landlady used to run a drug cartel.

就连房东太太都经营过贩毒集团
It was my husband's cartel. I was just typing.

是我丈夫在经营我只负责文案
And exotic dancing.

和脱衣舞
Sherlock Holmes, if you've been YouTubing...

夏洛克·福尔摩斯你要是去网上看视频了...
John, you are addicted to a certain lifestyle.

约翰你会对一种生活方式上瘾
You are abnormally attracted to dangerous situations and people,

危险的情况和人物对你有异常的吸引力
So is it truly such a surprise

所以你深爱的女人