Let me guess.

我猜猜
You're from Texas or Utah, someplace dried-out and barren, right?

你来自干旱贫瘠的德州或犹他州对吧
I heard about water witching before, but it doesn't make sense.

我听说过水脉占卜术但那是扯淡
- I mean, it's just an ordinary branch. - It's a dowsing rod.

-这只是个普通的树枝 -这是探矿杖
And I don't like being stalked, not by psycho nerds or their cats!

我不想被人跟踪不管是神经病还是他的猫
He's not really my cat. he's kind of feral. you know, wild.

他真不是我的猫他是野猫
Of course, I do feed him every night,

当然我每天晚上都喂他
And sometimes he'll come to my window and bring me little dead things.

有时他会来到我窗前给我些死物
Look, I'm from pontlac.

听着我来自旁蒂克
Michigan. and if I'm a water witch, then where's the secret well?

密西根洲的如果我是占卜师那井在哪儿
You stomp too hard and you'll fail in it.

你太用力踩踏会掉下去的
See?

看到了吧