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So if you go swimming with bowlegged women
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I might steal your weak heart away
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Oh, my god.
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A big-bottomed sea witch may bob through the waves
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And hope to lead sailors astray
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But a true ocean goddess must fill out her bodice
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To present an alluring display
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Oh! Beware of old oysters too large in the chest
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Let's banish them from the buffet
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I'm far more nutritious
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You smell like the fishes
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Did I hear a banshee?