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Like when I gave my maid that gorgeous rendi.
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Well, I don't know about people not expecting stuff back.
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One time, a guy bought me a slushy,
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and for the next three weeks, he owned me.
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No, he really owned me.
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Eight days in, I almost got traded to a trucker.
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And I wouldn't even mention her gift.
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It will only insult her, and I promise,
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nobody is expecting us to give the money back.
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Come in, girls. Did you bring the check?
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No, because it was a gift-a big-ass gift,
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but we brought our love and we brought cupcakes.