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Come in, girls. Did you bring the check?
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No, because it was a gift-a big-ass gift,
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but we brought our love and we brought cupcakes.
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Well, I doubt she'll eat them.
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She hasn't even touched her kapusniak,
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which is the dish traditionally served to polish women
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who have been wronged by their contractors.
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Such a specific culture.
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But that's not the worst thing.
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She is so depressed, no sex,
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which is big problem for me,
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because I find depressed women very hot.