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He's been trying to tell you all week.
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But I've been too preoccupied with work,
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Like Sandra Bullock in The Proposal.
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So he was gonna tell me at the ice rink?
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The one in central park?
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Yes, while having cocoa and splitting a hot dog.
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Oh, my God!
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That's, like, my dream "I love you" scenario.
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Why didn't you tell me sooner?
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Because when it comes to other people's creepy love stuff,
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that's when I'm a silent partner,
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And you need to stop with this creepy rom-com stuff.