Not. At all.

绝对不行
Ambulance 61. Hand laceration.

61号救护车手部割伤
310 East Pearson.

东皮尔森街310号
Oof! You got a nice bleed going there.

你还在流着血呢
Yikes. What happened?

发生了什么
I was chopping, and suddenly there were screams,

我正在切菜突然听到了尖叫声
so I took my eyes off the onion.

我走神了
Next thing I know, my hand's gushing blood.

然后就是手被割出血了
Screams?

什么尖叫声
A reaction to a two-tier baby carriage and matching car seat.

看到两轮婴儿车和配套车座发出的尖叫
Wiggle your fingers for me.

弯一下手指
Ah, it's not bad but, yeah, you're gonna need stitches.

情况还好但需要缝几针