Cigarettes.

香烟
No, I mean an institution.

不我是说病院[也有制度的意思]
You mean like marriage?

你是说婚姻制度吧
I mean a mental institution.

我是说精神病院
Ah. So do I.

哈我也这意思
Will someone please help me lighten the mood?

拜托来个人帮我搞搞气氛吧
Please, Mr. Dr. Psychiatrist, sir,

求你了心理医生先生
please don't send my best friend to crazy people jail.

求你别把我最好的朋友送进疯子监狱
Relax. He doesn't have the right.

别慌他没这权力
Abed's not dangerous.

阿布蒂没有危险性
Yeah, he's just unique, like a snowflake

他只是独一无二罢了就像雪花
who gets bent out of shape when you mix Star Sars and Space Treks.

别人搞混《星战》和《星际》时他才会生气