来自《废柴联盟 第3季 第19集 第19集》

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  Yeah, it's me.
  是我
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  No, I think they bought it.
  我觉得他们信了
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  I had to do a little riffing at the end,
  结尾处来了点即兴
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  but I was pretty convincing.
  但我很有说服力
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  Well, if it looks like I'm sneaking out the window,
  如果你们觉得我是在溜窗而出
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  it's just a symptom of your deepening psychosis.
  那只是你们严重精神病的病症而已
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  - Don't hurt me. - Greendale doesn't exist?
  -别打我 -格林德尔不存在
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  How long did you think we'd buy that?
  你觉得我们会信多久
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  I'm literally carrying a Greendale backpack.
  我背着如假包换的格林德尔背包
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  I have, like, 1,000 pictures of the campus on my phone.
  我手机里有上千张学校的照片
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  I have children I see every day.
  我天天见到我孩子
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  I have definitely not been locked up.
  我绝对没有被关起来过