another thirteen year old boy

这样的可预见事件
doesn't happen?

不再发生
I know it's 9:00,

我知道才九点
I know that many of you are undergraduates,

我知道你们很多人都是本科生
and therefore non-functional at 9:00 a.m.on a Monday morning,

因此在周一早上九点都不是太清醒的
but let me ask you just to see if you're responsive,

但让我来问问你看看你们是否还机敏
or whether we should sign a consent form for you.

还是我们得帮你签同意书了
Let me ask you: how would you go about preventing something like this?

试问你们将如何预防类似事情的发生
You don't want the next event like this to happen.

那你们不想这样的事情再次发生
What would you do?

你们将会怎么办
Do you think there's something that would work?

是不是能有办法
Is there a strategy? Does anybody have a suggestion?

有没有什么策略谁有建议