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Instead of regaling me with stories of Santa,
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my scientist father lectured me
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on the implausibility of the whole thing.
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What, he didn't think a fat man in a sled
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could make it around the world in one night?
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He also had a problem with the climate damage
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caused by toy factories in the North Pole.
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God, I hope I don't have you as my Secret Santa.
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Can't believe we're actually doing it again this year.
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Must be Bonham's kid.
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Wonder if he saw anything.
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I don't think anybody's talked to him yet.