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complete with furry hoof gloves.
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Now, I'm thinking that some time before he got knifed,
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our Santa took a left hoof
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at the party from a pantomime reindeer.
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You're kidding me?
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If the reindeer glove fits, you need not acquit.
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Could also explain what little Blake Bonham
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saw at the bottom of the stairs.
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And maybe our party animal left something behind.
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Hodges' theory that it was someone in a reindeer costume
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at Ryan Bonham's party was correct, except for one detail.
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Ah. It was a woman.