A geeky guy who stalked her in high school,

高中时跟踪她的技术帝
a fuzz bumper she got tattoos on a road trip with.

和她公路旅行时一起去纹身的姬佬
Losers and lesbians -- I'm on it, hobbit.

屌丝和姬佬我这就去查小矮子
Sir.

长官
Accepting Sheriff Blue's olive branch

接受布鲁警长的橄榄枝
might be a more effective way of redefining your relationship.

也许能帮助你们重新定义你们的关系
What?

什么
You should meet him.

你应该见见他
You want me to babysit Blue Backstrom?

你想要我照顾布鲁·巴克斯卓
You don't have to give him a bath or anything,

你不用给他洗澡或者怎么样
but I'm sure he'd appreciate the conversation --

但是我相信他会很高兴和你聊天
Someone to share feelings with.

能找一个人分享他的感情