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I'm a lesbian terrorist
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racing off to my next bombing attack.
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Why make time in my busy schedule
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to have safe sex with a man?
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It's not a diaphragm. That's a menstrual cup.
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I'm an environmental loser who doesn't believe in tampons.
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Why would I wipe up spills
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with the bleached skin of a murdered tree?
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I had no idea she was there.
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Then you have the worst-kept secret fugitive safe house
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in all of Portland.
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She must have found it during the scholarship tea party.