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I'm a loyal patriot who hates the government
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for abusing its power,
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and for destroying my family's farm.
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The best revenge is stopping them
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from shoving a 300-mile pipeline down the throats
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of all the helpless farmers, like my father.
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But I can't be seen to be anti-business,
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so I team up with someone who hates the pipeline
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even more than I hate the government --
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Environmental Defense super mascot Eleanor Deering.
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Eleanor Deering is a radical nutjob.
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She hates everything I love.