I did nothing of the kind,

我才没有呢
you saw what is like out there.

你也看到外面的情况了
Didn't exactly form an orderly queue.

又不是井然有序排成一列
Actually, I think I'm doing rather well,

我倒觉得我干得不错了
this is my first war.

这是我第一次参与战争呢
As you know, it's normally a lot cleaner in here.

您也知道我们这儿一般没这么脏的
But you made him wait out there for ages.

但你让他在外面等了好久啊
Well, he's not dying of boredom,

他也没无聊死啊
he's dying of a bullet in the stomach.

要他命的是他胃里的子弹
Actually, two bullets.

而且还是...两颗
- Clamp. - Clamp.

-止血钳 -给我止血钳
Oh, Feldsher, for Pete's sake, get this man other shot of morphine.

老天爷啊助手再给他打一针吗啡