来自《恋爱手册 第1季 第11集 第11集》

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  Andrew, you really shouldn't keep the door unlocked.
  安德鲁 你应该锁门
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  It's Los Angeles. That's dangerous.
  这是洛杉矶 太危险了
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  Which one of you had the genius idea
  你们俩是谁那么有才
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  to send my Joseph on a man-date with Stu?
  让我的约瑟夫和斯图一起去"约会"
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  Oh, no.
  糟糕
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  Joseph's mom isn't an ugly woman, is she?
  约瑟夫的妈妈不会是丑女人吧
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  What? No. They're now apparently besties.
  什么 不是 他们现在成为了密友
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  And one day, Joseph and I are gonna get married,
  有一天 约瑟夫会和我结婚
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  and Stu is gonna be his best man.
  斯图要给他做伴郎
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  He's gonna make a speech about how he was with me first
  他会发言谈谈是怎么先和我在一起的
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  and then some weird, inappropriate joke
  然后讲出某个奇怪的不合时宜的笑话
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  about how the baby might actually be his -- Oh, my gosh.
  有关孩子也许是他的... 我的天