Carl's out looking for small defenseless pets to torture,

卡尔去找无反抗能力的小宠物来虐待
and Liam's down for a nap.

利亚姆正在小睡
So...

这么说
No.

不
I'm up to my ass in housework.

家务活忙得我要死
That's why I'm taking you to a long, deep, leisurely lunch.

所以我才要带你去吃一顿"漫长" "深入" "放松"的"午餐"
Lunch?

午餐
It's a euphemism.

委婉说法而已
How quaint.

真有创意
Or, would you like a Demon dog and a quick fuck over at the Sheridan?

还是说你想去谢里顿速战速决打个野炮
- Liam? - Get a sitter.

-利亚姆呢 -找个保姆
Costs too much.

太贵了