I never know if that actually means yes or a no.

我不太确定你这是肯定还是否定的意思
Ben, I never even took the test.

本我根本就没去测试
Wait, then how do you know you're pregnant?

那你怎么知道你怀孕了
Pregnant?!

怀孕
Why would I be pregnant?

我为什么会怀孕
Well, I assumed it involved alcohol and some poor judgment,

我猜应该是在酒精和判断失误的双重作用下
but maybe that's just my story.

但这也可能只是我的个人经历
Ben, I'm not pregnant.

本我没怀孕
I failed the bar.

我的律师资格考试挂了
That's it?

仅此而已吗
You failed the bar? That's your big secret?

你考试挂了这就是你的重大秘密
Why don't you just take it again?

再考一次不就得了