Call to adventure. Call to adventure.

冒险在召唤召唤去冒险
What's an insurance appraiser?

什么叫保险评估员
Something that sounds normal and boring

听起来普通又无聊
But is actually scary, like a raised mole

其实是很恐怖就像拱出来的大痣
Or a turkey deep fryer.

或者是火鸡炸锅
There's only one man qualified to appraise insurance,

原来只有一个人被保险评鉴通过了
and he died 2,000 years ago on a cross.

两千年前死在十字架上了
I've seen insurance appraisers bleed.

我见过保险评估员的血
Their blood's different, darker.

他们的血不一样更黑
Everyone, take a breath.

各位歇了吧
You're overreacting because this school is addicted to crisis.

你们反应太大了因为这个学校危机上瘾
They're like one of those hurricane katrina dogs

就像卡特里娜飓风里的狗狗