来自《废柴联盟 第5季 第12集 第12集》

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  Was there any truth to that legend?
  那个传说是真的吗
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  The legend that a Greendale computer professor
  传说格林德尔的某个电脑课教授
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  made love to a computer
  跟一台电脑嘿咻
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  and died of the first computer virus?
  然后死于首个电脑病毒
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  Sure. The truth is, Greendale had a computer professor.
  当然 真相是格林德尔是有一个电脑课教授
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  By the way, he was a millionaire and a genius.
  另外他还是一位百万富豪和天才
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  He has sex with one computer, and that's his legacy?
  他跟一台电脑嘿咻 这就是他留下的遗产吗
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  So after all my work, how will I be remembered?
  我呕心沥血这么多年 后人又会如何纪念我
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  The bald dean with glasses, I guess.
  四眼光头院长吗
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  are you aware there's an engraved plate on this frame
  你有没有注意到这个相框里有一张铭牌
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  that says "The truth is behind this picture"?
  上面刻着「真相就在此照片之后」
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  Of course I'm aware, Abed. I'm not an idiot.
  我当然知道 阿布蒂 我又不是白痴