Is it that big of a deal to ask you to be here for me?

让你找个地方给我住就这么让你为难吗
Okay, I might know somewhere you can crash for a couple of days.

好吧也许有个地方你可以住一阵
You should not be burdened with nerve-wracking details

你不该为那些恼人的琐事所负累
like where to seat your toxic great aunt

譬如安排你那个杀伤力极大的姨妈坐哪
so that she doesn't feel slighted,

才能让她不受冷落
but she doesn't accidentally communicate with the future in-laws.

她搞不好就会和你的准岳父母说点什么
Oh, my God, that is Aunt Yvonne.

天啊伊凡姨妈就是如此
This's why you need me to plan your event.

所以你需要我为你策划
My motto is: "See, respond, neutralize."

我的信条是"见而响应应之化了"
Really?

是吗
'Cause you haven't seen or responded to me, Ms. Clark,

那你怎么就没看见我响应我呢
and I've been here, in this room, for a long time.

我可在这屋子里待了好久